EList: What NOT To Wear On The 4th of July *

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Loving the American pride this week! Keep that strong, but before you step out on the 4th at your family picnic, let’s discount double check that outfit!

E-LIST: *WHAT NOT TO WEAR ON THE 4TH OF JULY*

#7. DO NOT wear a toga made out of a flag *respect the Stars and Stripes *

#6. Don’t wear black… or wear it. Freedom in America baby!

#5. Just because you’re American or “Merican and we’re a FREE country doesn’t mean you can free the tatas! Keep your clothes on. (In public)

#4. The only weiners we wanna see out are the ones on the grill!

#3. Do not wear another country’s emblem UNLESS you were born there and/or it’s your heritage… I mean we’re a buncha mutts 😉 You’re American though wear your colors with pride!

#2. Do not wear weird male thong things, ie: banana…

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